Omg, y’all… I’m gonna be, like, really bummed if I have an ugly baby. Gosh, what if I don’t KNOW he’s ugly? Everyone thinks their baby is the cutest…
I was not an adorable newborn. It’s amazing Mom took me home at all. I looked Asian, though. So, that’s good since I’d like my son to look more like Tom. Tom’s Asian. I looked Asian. Hopefully baby will look Asian. This has got me swooning for the moment:
This one, although Asian, looks like Lindsay to me:
It’s tough to find ugly Asian babies, I’ll admit. But they’re out there…
That La Kid 
You were BEAUTIFUL!!!! I didn’t need anything else in the world when I brought you home. I remember thinking… “I’ve got everything I need!!!” : )
Hahahahaha! You have to say that, you’re my MOM!
See… no one thinks their baby is the funny-lookin’ one.