I should make a to-do list every day. When I woke up this morning, my mental list included making a flag banner for the shower, but the paint marker that I bought doesn’t show up. You tell me what a white paint marker is supposed to show up on if it’s not supposed to show up on not-that-dark-blue paper. My list also included washing my pajamas and Tom’s athletic shorts. I started throwing stuff in the washer and there was a little lake in there. Crap. How did I not notice that yesterday when I emptied the washer? I am having more problems with this thing… who buys a Kitchen-Aid washing machine?! Honestly.
I DID eventually run a load and separate the next load in the queue. Need more detergent. I organized my closet. I started setting hats on a bookshelf in there and before I knew it, the whole shelf was full of hats – so I guess that’s what it is now. It’s a hat shelf.
I have more baseball caps that you would believe. And, well… lots of a certain other type of hat as well, something like a dozen. Most people probably have what, one pair of mouse ears from one trip to Walt Disney World 13 years ago and they HAD to have them (‘cuz that’s what you do) but now, it’s like, what do you do with them? You can’t just wear them around town…
…unless you’re me.
If you’re curious (It’s lengthy – don’t feel obligated. We can just say “Goodbye” here.):
In my defense, I had one pair FOREVER… okay. Then, they stopped hand-stitching the name on the back. And mine was actually VERY well-done. I got lucky, a true artist and professional was working in the hat shop on Main Street that day. It’s basically a regular embroidery machine now using a font that’s very Mouseketeeresque. A Cast Member stopped me in line for a ride once and was like, “Where did you get those ears?!” I said, “Main Street” and she said, “Well, don’t lose them! They don’t make them like that any more!” Sure enough. So, I got myself a new pair. They have a chin strap, which is nice so I am less likely to lose them – but if they DO fall off on Tower of Terror and get lost, it’s okay because they can be replaced and will look almost exactly the same. When I was getting married, I wanted a white hat with a veil, but they didn’t sell them so I bought a black hat and painted it and added a veil. By the time we went on our honeymoon, I had conceded to the headband with the veil on it. We got Tom a top hat with ears, so one of those is his. I think the Sorcerer hat came from Property Control waaay back before Lindsay even started at Disney. I have a red, white and blue top hat – forget where that came from. I just kind of inherited that one. There are 2 pair of gold ears that I believe celebrate Disneyland’s 50th Birthday. I think we got those on a cruise. We also got 2 regular pair of ears on another cruise that have Member (hand-stitched!) on the back. I have pirate ears. Tom has pirate Goofy ears – but I didn’t count those. I bought a pair at Grad Nite, although I am disappointed to report that the tassel has disappeared. We bought a pair of One More Disney Day ears on Leap Day this year, our Babymoon. That’s the only pair that I bought that I probably had no reason to buy. I just thought it was neat. Somehow I also ended up with a “baseball cap” (use that term very lightly – it’s so much more than that) with a plastic Mickey face on it with ears on it. So, if you count that one, we’re up to 15 Mickey Mouse ear hats. I’m as stunned as you are.
I really wish that they had just left those Member ears blank. I don’t know anyone who’ll walk around with “member” on their head. Everyone wants their own name. You know? I considered cutting the name off, just the thread, you know? But now that it’s hand-stitched and they don’t do hand-stitching anymore, I can’t bring myself to do it.
It’s not a good job, either. You can tell they had to hand-stitch about 2500 for a cruise full of Disney Vacation Club Members.
That La Kid 