Mom and Haley think I should create a blog called, “YOU SUUUCK” in which I define all the things that suuuck.
If you play the Panthers game during prime time and then play the prime time programming during Judge Judy and Jeopardy, the ONLY two shows I actually watch on tv, YOU SUUUCK.
YOU SUUUCK, NBC.
That La Kid 
You’re funny Wendy La. Does Judy know how much you like her?
Also, I think you should write a whole book.