Judge Judy is on, but it’s a commercial. Surely you’ve pooped by now. I take you into the bathroom to change you, dunk you in the sink for good measure, put some Vaseline on your adhesion and put Desitin on your little butt AND THEN you poop. Right there on the bathroom sink. You suck.
Ha ha Mommy!!! –and it is just the beginning. 🙂